Zeborah: comes home with takeaways after a long day
Boots: Hi, human, what's for dinner?
Zeborah: It's not six o'clock yet. You don't get dinner until six o'clock.
Boots: But I'm hungry. Can't you just put out some kibble for me?
Zeborah: It's not six o'clock yet and I need Voltaren and a lavender bag and some sleep.
Interlude for a chipper dudebro at the door trying to get a look at my powerbill so he can give me a better deal. I offered to take pamphlets but they really want to see the existing powerbill and sit down with you and do the hardsell. So I told him I'd just had a cast off and needed to sleep and yes, that sleep really was more important to me than his theoretical savings kthxbye.
Zeborah: Where was I? Right. takes Voltaren and a big glass of water and goes to find lavender bag for an aching shoulder
The lavender bag has a juvenile mouse nestled in it looking quite cozy and calm, like this is its lavender bag so where else should it be?
Zeborah: Boots, would you please explain why there is a mouse in my lavender bag?
Boots: comes over, looks at mouse, pounces and noms it
Zeborah: takes lavender bag to microwave
Boots: ...So can I have some kibble now?
- In which she and the cat have a Dialogue